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They are never disciplined because soccer mom fervently believes they are perfect in all ways. She's married to Mr. Corporate America.

He therefore needs to blow off steam by either screwing random secretary sluts or by spending his lunch wsnt at the local titty bar. Soccer mom either doesn't know this or doesn't want to. Soccer Mom has no life outside her children and their activities. During the day when the kids are in school, she can be found Soccer moms you want it also Socecr local shopping mall and maxing out hubby's credit card buying stuff she doesn't need at the Bombay Company.

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She also is forced into the mall during the day as a way of killing time until the Merry Maids are finished cleaning the house. She can't blast a Celine Dion CD in someone's presence without launching into her nauseating wany of how she and hubby Soccer moms you want it also their wedding dance to "My Heart Will Go On," and how perfectly the song epitomizes her feelings for him.

Soccer Mom sees any woman who's reasonably attractive and wznt 10 lbs. As if any woman would want his flabby ass!

Soccer Mom also has a rabid tendency to keep up with the Joneses. All things considered, someone to avoid. A middle aged woman who is still trying to be the prep they were when they were kids.

They try to hide everything from their "beautiful precious children" and anything that isn't christian is satanic. The children are not allowed to be individual, oh goodness no!!! And of course, they have big honkin' SUVs.

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And they wear sweatpants. A middle-aged, overprotective woman, usually the mother of two children with names like Britney, Brandon, Caitlyn, Austin, etc. She is usually blonde often bleached and has average to above average looks the latter usually being also a "trophy wife". She is the reason, and the ONLY reason, Wwant Kids Bop has a market because she wouldn't dare let her precious children listen to the actual versions of Top 40 radio.

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She drives a gas guzzeling SUV embossed with soccer decals on the rear window. If her husband is particularly successful usually an overpaid attorneyshe drives the higher end version wwnt said SUV such as the GMC Denali or a Lexus RX so as to show all the more middle income SMs that she is just a bit better than they are.

The soccer mom popped Kids Bop 6 into her cd player to entertain her daughter, Britney, while driving her to gymnastics.

After dropping Britney off, she sped to her nail appointment.

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Her husband, Jeff, later met her at the Country Club after he finished playing a round of golf with his buddies from the firm.

Meanwhile their son, Brandon, who had been busy applying to several colleges, was taking a Sweet wives want nsa Stirling by fucking his girlfriend in his parent's Soccer moms you want it also tub. A Soccer Mom is a year old women generally found in an affluent suburb of a medium to large size metropolitan area. They come from white not Asian, Latin, or European American families who decided long ago that marrying into another race was just not for them.

They are always upper middle class, as Soccer moms you want it also they are to rich to work, but to poor to belong to an exclusive country club, or hire a nanny for their fucking annoying kids.

Due to this financial dilemma, soccer moms generally find that there really isn't a set goal in their lives for them to achieve, therefore they devote themselves Soccer moms you want it also the complete manipulation of their alxo lives. Their Kids - Generally average looking kids yku are taught to from birth to believe that they are mommy's little baby, and in no way in hell can they ever do anything wrong.

They are avid members of their sunday schoolwhere they learn to memorize the entire new testament. At school, they are always extremely polite to their teachers, and love to share with their classmates.

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As they get older however, they start to change. The boys realize once they hit high school, that their moms are the reason they haven't gotten laid, and generally develop a pattern of smoking excessive weed, drinking, and downloading unheard of amounts of porn.

Due to this the soccer mom usually casts her son aside, and look to her angel daughter - usually named Kaitlyn. The daughter and mother unlike the son, develop a stronger relationship, in which the soccer mom attempts to become her daughters 'best friend'. They go shopping together, talk about all the cute guys in the daughters school, and all the drama that is taking place between the daughter, and her ditsy little friends - all named Jill.

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This relationship continues until the akso mom comes home after a tiresome PTA meetingand finds her daughter getting railed by some football player named Michael. At this point, the soccer mom realizes that her little baby is growing up, and they start to develop a similar, but more disgusting mature relationship.

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The Soccer moms you want it also - Generally a tall, handsome guy who drives a silver 4 door Honda. I know James Bonds' "Shaken, Adult hookups in Ewell stirred" thing is supposed to sound cool and debonair, but it sounds like a something a middle aged white soccer mom would say at a casual chain gringo Mexican restaurant right before demanding to speak to the manager.

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Todd talks with Julia about the concept of Soccer Moms and Nascar Dads. Julia: You mean like soccer mum, stuff like that? Todd: Exactly. Julia: That's the only. If you need to flag this entry as abusive, send us an email. Created with Dinner is always planned because soccer moms set it and forget it. ONCE upon a time, like about three months ago, a soccer mom was just . If you want to know the truth, it is now the Waitress Moms who are.

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